My turtle swims sideways,(The hand motions to this are cool, too.)
your turtle swims upside-down;
my turtle swims sideways,
and your turtle is DEAD!
In other news, tonight is the Scoutmaster's Cook-off. I'll be whomping up a batch of St. Davy's Trifecta for it. It combines three of my favorite foods: bacon, asparagus, and leeks.