aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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TMI, probably

I got home a while ago and Sassy greeted me expectantly. It was Daddy-Doggy time. So I went to fetch her leash and launched into Our Walking Song* --
Let's go take a walk
all the way around the block!
Let's go take a walk
and move our bow-els!
Up past the neighbor's lawn
that we love to poop upon,
O, let's go
take a walk!

Alas, our walk, while extensive, was not very productive. And that's the straight poop.

*Sung to the tune of "Let's Go Fly a Kite," with apologies to Walt Disney and everybody associated with Mary Poppins.
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