. . . loquacious with a graph
or a gospel, gustily audacious over three heavens.
Meanwhile, Rapture-monger Harold Camping has doubled down on his claims, saying that the end of the world will now come in October. Last time around, he said that the Rapture (Jesus returning to claim his followers) would happen last weekend, with the destruction of earth following in October. Now, they're supposed to happen at the same time, I guess.
Hegel was right. History does repeat itself, the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.