ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of this course, each class will be limited to a maximum of eight participants.
The course covers two days.
The schedule of topics covered in this course:
~ ~ DAY ONE ~ ~
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
-Step by step guide-
TOILET ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
-Practice with hamper-
(Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
(Debate among a panel of experts)
LOSS OF VIRILITY
-Losing the remote control to your significant other-
(Help line and support groups)
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
-Beginning with: looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming-
~ ~ DAY TWO ~ ~
EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH BIN?
(Group discussion and role-play)
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
(Testimonial from the one man who did-and lived to tell about it!)
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
(Online class and role-playing)
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
(Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques)
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
(Bring your calendar or PDA to class)
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
(Individual counselors available)