Of course, I'm obviously on your side and always have been, but it's a pity you're so uncultured and don't know anything, and can't see that the path of true [fill in your cause] is really this stuff you've foolishly been complaining about, and did you notice how brilliant I was?
Well, I'll tell ya (as Margaret Collins would have said),
Baloney made from filet mignon is still baloney.