Just a little note to say . . .

Dear Windows Vista:

I really enjoy watching you install updates and reconfigure my system for twenty minutes while I'm trying to work.

P.S. You suck.

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Dear Facebook:

If I could just figure out one, consistent way to get you to load and display what you're supposed to, I'd do it. But as it is, I keep trying different things to get you to deliver, and when you finally do, I don't know what I did this time to get you to do it.

P.S. You suck, too.