I got involved in a bit of an altercation with a liberal lady on FB, who, because I did not immediately endorse her choice of political reading, assumed that I must be a fancier of what she called "bigot porn." Because, you know, I'm one of them knuckle-draggin', hate-mongerin' conservatives your pastor warned you about, I guess.
So, I told her I was going to put that on my next Continuing Education Report for the Board of Ordained Ministry to see. How would this look?
The Encyclopedia of Bigot Porn, Vol. I-VI, Ed. by [this lady]