aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
aefenglommung
aefenglommung

Udder nonsense

In the convenience store where I got gas today, there was a display of "Mad Cow" lighters on the counter. Each cigarette lighter was in the form of a disgruntled looking black-and-white cow, which shot twin flames out of her mouth when you struck the flint.

Reminds me of that old, tender love song from summer camp:
We walked the lane together,
the sky was full of stars.
We reached the gate in silence,
I lifted up the bars.
She turned her dark eyes to me,
there was nothing between us now;
but I was just a hired hand,
and she was a Jersey cow.

Wonder what they'd do with a pig? And which end would it shoot flame out of?
Subscribe

  • So there I wuz . . .

    You Can't Make This Stuff Up Dept. I spent the weekend cooking for forty Scouts and Scouters at our Council's Wilderness & Remote First Aid class.…

  • The State of our Nature

    I was watching a video of a lecture by an expert in archaeogenetics on ancient migrations. He expressed a sense of shame for being descended from…

  • What a drag

    The Kentucky Senate has just passed a bill outlawing drag shows in public. “Drag Queen Story Time” in public libraries has been a recurring story and…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
    Help
  • 0 comments