I am sooo tired. And I have this dreadful joke running through my head. It was told me by a Boy Scout umpteen years ago. Now, as I've always said, "The curse of a good memory is being unable to forget a bad joke." And when I'm this tired, I no longer have the discretion to, either.
So here goes.
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a buck twenty-five; deer nuts are under a buck.
Good night, Nurse.