aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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aefenglommung

Strike up the bland

It's time for . . .
The Annual Conference March

I blame you and you blame me and so we are co-dependent,
in vestments so resplendent,
for un-PC repentant.
We have nothing real to do but we're loyally attendant
at our Conference.

Oh, we are marching to euphoria,
euphoria, euphoria,
Where the thinking's all done for ya
at Annual Conference.

Meetings here and meetings there and way too expensive dining,
pointless debate refining,
ministers re-assigning.
Meanwhile for another year we see membership declining
in our Conference.

Oh, we are marching to euphoria,
euphoria, euphoria,
Where the thinking's all done for ya
at Annual Conference.
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