aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

FRPG humor is not for those too young to appreciate it

A daring daylight cat burglary has just taken place in Watering Hole, a boomtown in the backwoods of Dumpshire. Nobody saw anything. Your PCs can't find anyone with any information. Finally, they interview a couple of disinterested locals sitting on the porch of the local saloon. A few gold pieces raise their interest.

You ask, "Who could have done this?"

One of the locals slowly replies, "Do the name Ruby Begonia mean anything to ya?"

N.B. Ruby Begonia is, of course, a female Halfling Thief of great skill and reputation.

  • What does the sign signify?

    I read an interesting investigative blogpost on the Eagle Rank recently which confirmed my impressions of what is going on with Scouting’s highest…

  • My goodness, has it been that long?

    This spring is the 50th anniversary of my high school graduation. (It’s also the 30th anniversary of my Ph.D. commencement.) The three most useful…

  • On preaching

    My first appointment as a student pastor was in 1976. With only a year of seminary under my belt, I was made the pastor of three churches. Every…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment