aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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A couple of goodies from ol' Sam Clemens

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

-- Mark Twain
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