aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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aefenglommung

Sweet Pea

You're my sweet pea, sweet pie, pookie pie,
potpie, pick-up truck, four by four.
You're my six-pack, dance floor, hound dog,
doublewide trailer, and my back door.
You're my tree farm, huntin' camp, sunset,
fishin' trip, tight jeans, saddle sore.
You're my boat hitch, line dance, Achey Brakey,
boogie-woogie, hock a loogie, one and only, two by four.
So come on, pretty pudgy mama, and take my calloused hand.
We'll load up the Winnebago and drive across this land.
We'll take all the back roads from here to Yellowstone.
Stay at every Yogi Jellystone,
If you be my Good Sally, I'll be your Good Sam.

You're my corn pone, beauty queen, racetrack,
Valvoline, big screen, satellite dish.
You're my Cole slaw, gee gaw, golly gee,
fire wood, cowboy, casserole dish.
You're my bass boat, six gun, Slim-Jim, mud flap,
Mary Kay, honky tonk queen.
You're my cheap beer, work boot, chicken coop,
Scout Troop, engine hanging from my tree.
So come on, pretty pudgy mama, and take my calloused hand.
We'll load up the Winnebago and drive across this land.
We'll take all the back roads from here to Yellowstone.
Stay at every Yogi Jellystone,
If you be my Good Sally, I'll be your Good Sam.
-- Peter Bingen
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