aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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Too bad to pass up

For second place in the 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Prize, Stuart Vasepuru wrote:
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' To tell the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement - but as I deal in English, the most powerful language in the world with subtle nuances that may blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' Well do you ... punk?
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