aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
aefenglommung
aefenglommung

Said the Night Wind to the Mindless Sheep . . .

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave gen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I pushed ladytiffanyanne in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-472 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
aefenglommung

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
Subscribe

  • Time Warp

    I’ve been researching old tunes to match the lyrics of “The Wife of Usher’s Well,” an old British ballad about a woman whose three sons who were lost…

  • The Eccentric and the Weirdo

    Many years ago, I read an essay in TIME magazine by Pico Iyer called, “The Eccentric and the Weirdo.” This followed upon some outrage committed by…

  • The diagnosis is the easy part

    A world dominated by China will be an uglier world. To keep China from bullying other nations, the US and our friends and allies need to decide where…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 2 comments