aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

Said the Night Wind to the Mindless Sheep . . .

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave gen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I pushed ladytiffanyanne in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-472 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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