aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

Preserving my brilliant wit (or something)

Just dashed off this ditty for a post on a friend's LJ, and I thought it was too good to lose, so I'm posting it here in order to delight and offend as many as possible. The first line is an old canard with me, but the rest of it just came -- by inspiration, I suppose.

Doxology on Methodist Holy Water:
Praise God from whom all coffee flows,
delighting both your tongue and nose,
the more you drink the more it shows
in all your hyperactive throes. Amen.

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