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Well, here we go. Time to try something new. Not up to profound, yet. Maybe I could go for witty. Here are some original sayings I've sent to friends before. Get the mood going.

Definition: cheer-lead-er, n., a member of the school nubility.

Proverb: "Amator latius femina omnigena optatus." (All women want a Latin lover.)

Opinion on liturgical mood-setting: "One candle in the darkness is a profound and moving statement; 300 candles in the darkness is just pre-industrial lighting."

More to follow.

Wæs hal!