aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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How to sound really smart

A guy I once knew who was working on a Masters in English said if you really want to appear smart, rename some simple thing a "system" and give a fancy description of it. His example was a fork, which he described as a nourishment delivery system.
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