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Friday, November 3rd, 2017
I found this among some (very) old papers today.Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish
He went into his father's business.Three proofs that Jesus was Irish
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
He never got married.Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
His first name was Jesus.Three proofs that Jesus was Italian
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by authorities.
He talked with his hands.Three proofs that Jesus was black
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
He called everybody "brother."Three proofs that Jesus was Californian
He like Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
He never cut his hair.Three proofs that Jesus was a woman
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.