June 6th, 2017

how long

It's that time again!

Time for the Annual Conference March!
I won't help and you won't help and so we are co-dependent,
in vestments so resplendent,
for un-PC repentant.
We have nothing real to do, but we're loyally attendant
at our Conference.

Oh, we are marching to Euphoria!
Euphoria! Euphoria!
Where the thinking's all done for ya,
at Annual Conference.

Meetings here and meetings there and way too expensive dining,
pointless debate refining,
ministers re-assigning;
meanwhile for another year we see membership declining
in our Conference.

Oh, we are marching to Euphoria!
Euphoria! Euphoria!
Where the thinking's all done for ya,
at Annual Conference.