December 25th, 2015


I am a gifted person

We all had fun opening presents this morning -- even Lightning, who attacked the wrapping paper. I was given a cute little cast-iron egg skillet shaped like a guitar. I was also given a cute little plush mountain goat. I then fell asleep in my chair, only to wake up to find that someone had arranged them into this disturbing vision of Really Heavy Metal™ music:


A goat playing a cast-iron guitar
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