April 22nd, 2010

turtle

James 1:13

The devil came by for a chat today. He was looking great. He was wearing his angel of light outfit. He invited me out for coffee. I had a Diet Coke, he ordered a milkshake.

We talked over old times for a while. Then we got down to business. He seemed surprised when I told him I was flattered, but didn't think I would accept his offer.

And so we parted. Until next time. If you see him, give him my regards. "A friend of the devil is a friend of mine," and all that.