I don’t drink Bud Light. I don’t find you can drink enough of that fast enough to get a buzz from it before the chronic incontinence kicks in. It’s so watery. And I think it’s only responsible these days, I’m not worried about alcoholism, but I’m worried about getting incontinence treatment under Obamacare, so I don’t want to risk drinking Bud Light.
-- Mark Steyn on the Hugh Hewitt show