December 9th, 2008

one of those days

Resolution for the Day

WHEREAS:

All of the deadlines I have been laboring to meet over the last several weeks have now been met, and that successfully;

and whereas, I've got nothing on my schedule until this evening;

and whereas, the weather outside is rainy and nasty and not fit for man nor beast;

and whereas further, I am in the next stage of my cold, wherein my head spins, my body is wracked by coughing, my eyes are burning, and sundry other, yucky symptoms;

therefore, be it resolved:

that this Day, December 9, 2008, is hereby declared a DAY OFF.