November 13th, 2008

tuna monsters

FRPG humor is not for those too young to appreciate it

A daring daylight cat burglary has just taken place in Watering Hole, a boomtown in the backwoods of Dumpshire. Nobody saw anything. Your PCs can't find anyone with any information. Finally, they interview a couple of disinterested locals sitting on the porch of the local saloon. A few gold pieces raise their interest.

You ask, "Who could have done this?"

One of the locals slowly replies, "Do the name Ruby Begonia mean anything to ya?"

N.B. Ruby Begonia is, of course, a female Halfling Thief of great skill and reputation.