The Daily Mustard

I've been reading of Sherman and Grant and the approaches to Vicksburg. A wonderful name just came to me to place in a fantasy campaign -- a watery, piratical or smuggling kind of place to be called Howe's Bayou.

Make a note of that, Watson.

Citizen G'Kar: Do you want to be president?

Captain John Sheridan: Yes.

Citizen G'Kar: Then put your hand on the book and say I do.

Captain John Sheridan: I do.

Citizen G'Kar: Good, let's eat.