The Daily Mustard

I finally got going today and out the door by noon. By 4:00 p.m. I was almost ready to fall asleep at the wheel while out running errands. So that's it for today. Time to hibernate some more.

Ho ho ho!
Jingle presents!
Beat the pheasants!
Reindeer tastes like Spam!
Kick the elf,
engorge yourself,
and ambush Santa's van --
Hey!

-- Bucky Katt