December 8th, 2006

xmas cats

Winter White Sale!

This just in . . .

Shillito's has announced a SALE on the following items:
From the Sports Department, 50% off Brass Monkey™ insulated jockstraps!

From the Lingerie Department, 30% off all Coven™ padded brassieres!

Said the Night Wind to the Mindless Sheep . . .

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave gen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I pushed ladytiffanyanne in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-472 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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xmas cats

Holiday contest

I was playing a particularly frustrating game of Solitaire on the computer, and a whimsical expletive escaped my lips.

"Cheesebury Tart!" I hissed. Or was it "Cheese-berry Tart?"

Either way, can anybody come up with a recipe (kitchen-tested) to match this new holiday favorite?

Let us cogitate upon the possibilities . . . And submit your recipes here to The Daily Mustard.

You ain't just woofin'

My girls My girls

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Took this a week or more ago, when we were still having some warm days. collinsmom was just bringing Sassafras home from the groomer. So here she is, all clean and clipped (the dog, I mean).

Loitering with intent

Mommy's Home!
Mommy's Home!

Cuthbert perches on the light array while Sassafras hopes for scraps.

At the risk of overloading the whole LJ universe, here is yet one more post before I go to bed. Took this a week or so ago. collinsmom is trying to eat supper (and study), but anything Mommy does is interesting to the pets who have been waiting for her to come home and pay attention to them.