Old joke for playoffs
Even though Green Bay didn't make the playoffs, now seems the time for this hoary old chestnut.
A salesman reported back to his boss following a business trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin. "Man, I hope I don't have to do Green Bay again any time soon! There's nobody up there but football players and whores."
"Really?" said the boss. "My wife's from Green Bay."
"No kidding," said the quick-thinking salesman. "What position did she play?"