See how low I've sunk
Well, another busy day. The Chrysalis detachment rehearsed their musical comedy sketch for tomorrow. The garage got cleaned out, and all the camping gear found. And ALL the iron rations for 16 days of trekking and touring have been purchased, which necessitated smart shopping trips to 3 different stores. I'm sure we have something to displease everybody. ("Leave no ox ungored," that's my motto.)
I am sooo tired. And I have this dreadful joke running through my head. It was told me by a Boy Scout umpteen years ago. Now, as I've always said, "The curse of a good memory is being unable to forget a bad joke." And when I'm this tired, I no longer have the discretion to, either.
So here goes.
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a buck twenty-five; deer nuts are under a buck.
Good night, Nurse.