Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by authorities.
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
Three proofs that Jesus was black
He called everybody "brother."
He like Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Three proofs that Jesus was Californian
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
Three proofs that Jesus was a woman
He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.