2. A five-year-old's help is like rubies: precious, but of little practical use.
3. Women love buying water in refillable jugs at the store while men think that's what you have a tap for at home; what women also fail to realize is the water refilling station is the first stop in the grocery section, and a man standing there listening to three gallons of water flow before spending an hour wandering around the aisles is a recipe for discomfort.
