aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

King Solomon's advice to the NFL

1) Suspend Tom Brady from the Super Bowl for deflating footballs (he's the guy what picked 'em out).

2) Suspend Marshawn Lynch from the Super Bowl for his refusal to talk to reporters (for which he has been disciplined before).

That should even up the odds, and the game can then be played, with fulsomely self-righteous commentary from the booth bozos and the usual dull halftime show.

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