Sarah Cannon = Minnie Pearl
Cliff Arquette = Charlie Weaver
Bob Keeshan = Captain Kangaroo
Bob Glaze = Cowboy Bob
Bob Carter = Sammy Terry
Cassandra Peterson = Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
David Akeman = Stringbean
Archie Leach = Cary Grant
Marion Morrison = John Wayne
Robert Zimmerman = Bob Dylan
