aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,
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You can't make this up

So there I was, standing with that_guy_zach at the Bible academy in Kigoma, Tanzania, talking, as Guys will, about bodily functions.

So which do you think is preferable, I said: explosive diarrhea or projectile vomiting?

Suddenly, the voice of Ken G. came from behind us: Speaking as a small plane pilot, I've always preferred explosive diarrhea; that way, you can still see to land the plane.

Well, that settles THAT issue.
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