If you're wondering where all the deer went, I can tell you! They're all over romping and cavorting around my cabin. See? This was taken by my security camera last month. I have three more of deer in the night-time from just last week. It's a stag party, I tell ya! Or maybe just mucha doe about nothing. Oh, deer, that was a terrible pun. I guess you won't be fawning all over me, huh?