aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

Quote of the Day

What Causes Morning Breath

In Australia, the "poo fairy" comes at night to take a dump in your mouth. In England, they say a long night at the pub leaves your breath "tasting like the vulture's dinner." And a Scottish friend with a new Hawaiian bride reports that a late-night fridge-binge of haggis and poi will leave you with the worst morning breath of your life.
-- from Why Do Men Have Nipples:
hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini,

by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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