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Public Service Announcement

Things you need to know about living in Monroe County, Indiana.

Number One:

Getting from one side of Bloomington to the other is a pain.

Getting from one side of Bloomington to the other at 5:00 o'clock is a pain in the butt.

Getting from one side of Bloomington to the other at 5:00 o'clock on a Friday is a pain in the butt on top of hemorrhoids.

Getting from one side of Bloomington to the other at 5:00 o'clock on a Friday on a holiday weekend is a pain in the butt on top of hemorrhoids where the only toilet paper on hand should be labeled "medium grit."
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