aefenglommung) wrote, aefenglommung Me: Well, I've got to get home and make some chutney for tomorrow.
Mission Mama: Eww. Is that, like, intestines and stuff?
Me: No. You're thinking of chit'lin's.
Member of the committee: Ooh, I love chutney. It's apples and onions and spices and stuff!
Mission Mama: Oh. I thought it was pig's anus.
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