aefenglommung (aefenglommung) wrote,

You can't make this stuff up

Ending of Missions Committee meeting tonight . . .
Me: Well, I've got to get home and make some chutney for tomorrow.

Mission Mama: Eww. Is that, like, intestines and stuff?

Me: No. You're thinking of chit'lin's.

Member of the committee: Ooh, I love chutney. It's apples and onions and spices and stuff!

Mission Mama: Oh. I thought it was pig's anus.

I'm tellin' ya, we're a church like no other. ; )
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